Sitting in a massage chair for the first time can lead to some really unusual reactions. You may experience emotions of awkwardness, pain, joy, pain & joy, confusion, or pure euphoria. Please what ever you do, make sure you tweet about it. We tracked tweets about “Massage Chairs” for the past 4 years. These are the best massage chair reactions on Twitter.
20 Best Reactions to Using a Massage Chair
1. You the Real MVP
Shoutout to my stepdad for getting a massage chair, you the real MVP
— Zack Raycraft (@BabyFaceRayRay) September 18, 2014
2. Grandpa, You Can’t Sleep Here
3. Airport Massages
I feel sorry for the people who walk by me as I make face contortions while sitting in an airport massage chair — Scott Stratten (@unmarketing) November 19, 2010
4. Girls Who Only Get Pedicures Because of the Massage
I love pedicures just cause of the massages and massage chair lol — J.Rabbit (@JustTrickyy) September 17, 2014
5. Mac Miller’s Massage
6. The Struggle is Real
The massage chair at this nail place is a little too hardcore. The struggle is real. — Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) September 18, 2014
7. Caitlin’s Mom Has Got it Going On
This massage chair in Caitlin’s moms room is heaven right now. — sydney breanne.✌ (@sydneygreer_) September 18, 2014
8. The Mom Who Takes Study Time Seriously
Fell asleep on my massage chair during studying so my mom walks in and literally back hands tf outta me — Josh Flenna (@JoshFlenna) September 18, 2014
9. This Baby’s a Comin’
10. This Girls Who Thinks a Massage is Considered a Workout
11. Who Needs a Man Anyway
If I never end up with a man in my life I am ok with a massage chair lol — Cherryheartsblog (@Thals01) January 7, 2014
12. Erykah Badu’s Gotta Get it In
Shaking fast in a public vibrating and kneading massage chair. Awkward . Gotta get it in tho. — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) December 2, 2011
13. Love & Hate Relationships
14. The Jiggle Effect
nothing makes you feel fatter than sitting on a massage chair that shakes your body and makes places you didn’t know jiggled jiggle. — Alexander DeLeon (@alexanderdeleon) August 4, 2014
15. I love you Mom
Buy your mom a massage chair…. You WILL go visit!!! — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 3, 2012
16. Apparently There’s Something About the Massage Chair Backstage on the Chelsea Lately Show
17. Rickey Smiley’s Got Gas
I just farted by mistake in this massage chair! Oops! Baskin Robbins got me gassed up! — Rickey Smiley (@RickeySmiley) September 8, 2010
18. We Don’t Condone this
I need someone from South Philly to boost the massage chair from Planet Fitness.. — Success Guess (@GuessIsSuccess) September 10, 2014
19. That Old Creepy Guy in a A Massage Chair
I just got hit on and given relationship advice from a 79 year old man in a massage chair at the mall — Brielle _mhmmm (@Brielle__mhmmm) September 18, 2014
20. This Says it All
As far as I’m concerned, every chair should be a massage chair — Mindy White (@mindywhite) June 17, 2012
So What Have We Learned
We’ve learned that massage chairs can be sweet and sour. They can be companions and life partners. Your place of solace when the rest of the world is just a knot in your back.
You get to see some odd things at the mall, or in this case, sometimes you’re “that guy” or “that girl.” Yeah, everybody’s looking at you. But it’s okay to admit it. We’ve all sat around in a massage chair in the store as if we were really going to buy it. Trying not to let a smile crease across your face, making apparent the utter pleasure being administered to your backside. But above all people, never turn your back on a massage chair.
Let’s Hear Your Reaction! #MassageMoment
Now that you’ve seen a glimpse into the good life, you may have the sudden urge to head down to the mall, shove a few dollars in the feed, and get your massage on. You can do this, just make sure to tweet your reactions so we can all join in.
Send us your funniest reactions to using a massage chair so we can add them to this list. If not, you still might end up on this list! Tag us @HiTechMassage.
Let’s see how many people we can get to the mall and tweeting their reactions this week! #MassageMoment
About the Author
Jelani Burton is a sports enthusiast who enjoys leading an active lifestyle. He has experience with chiropractic treatment, acupuncture, and various other sports medicine treatments. You can find him volunteering at training camps for local San Diego youth.